Birthday Captions
Short, funny and heartfelt birthday captions for your own birthday, a close friend’s birthday and everyone in between. Copy one and post it.
Copy one as it is, or swap in a name, an age or an inside joke. Posting for a party or a wedding instead? Browse our event and occasion captions, or pair your caption with a fresh bio and hashtag idea.
Short Birthday Captions
- Another lap around the sun.
- Level up.
- Officially vintage.
- Cake first, questions later.
- Same me, new number.
- Born to party, forced to adult.
Funny Birthday Captions
- I’m not old, I’m a classic.
- Calories don’t count on your birthday. Science.
- Aging like fine wine. Mostly the headaches.
- Making wishes and pretending they’re goals.
- One year closer to senior discounts.
Birthday Captions for Your Best Friend
- Happy birthday to my favourite bad influence.
- Another year of you putting up with me.
- Here’s to you, the person who knows all my secrets and still hangs out with me.
- Older, not wiser, still the best.
- Same chaos, new candle.
Birthday Captions for Yourself
- Celebrating me, myself and cake.
- New age, same energy.
- Thankful for another year and everyone who made it good.
- It’s my party and I’ll post if I want to.